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Seventeen Fantasy Football Player Advice
January 1st, 2006 11:00
PM ET
Four for Favre?
Credit the Packers' fans for their creativity
in chanting/slurring "Four more years"
to Brett Favre during Sunday's game. But, it's
safe to assume that the fantasy owners in the
stands weren't among them. Favre has been unstartable
for more than a month, and his mistakes are
so frequent that he actually scores negative
points in a lot of leagues. Sunday's third quarter
touchdown broke a 212-pass scoreless streak,
and brought his December/January touchdown total
to one. Even fellow semifinalist in the NFL's
Sexiest Man Awards (thanks for that, Fox) Alex
Smith has one touchdown this month. If he chooses
to grant the fans' wish and return next year,
he could be little more than a backup quarterback
on your fantasy team. And that's assuming that
Javon Walker returns to full speed.
Brown Out
Let's rewind to your keeper league draft last
August. You took the best rookie running back
in the draft, Ronnie Brown. While Brown's season
wasn't a disaster (see Cedric Benson and J.J.
Arrington), Miami's two-back approach sliced
up his fantasy value. Equally troubling, Ricky
Williams took advantage of Brown's knee and
ankle injuries the last two weeks to showcase
his new physique. At some point this offseason,
you're going to have to decide whether to use
a keeper slot on Brown or yield it to someone
else. It's a tough conundrum because he's not
worth keeping if he's just going to split carries
again. Optimistically, Miami could trade Williams,
thanks in part to his cap-friendly contract.
Or, Brown could just beat out Williams. But
the most realistic scenario is that Nick Saban
has revealed his preferred style, the dreaded
running back-by-committee approach.
Moss Rolls
Figures. Randy Moss posts the worst season of
his career, and goes nuts in week 17 when it
doesn't matter. His 116 yards and two touchdowns
demonstrates the fat stat ability we haven't
seen in a couple years. He's a tough guy to
project for 2006. Nobody knows who the Raiders'
head coach or quarterback will be, only that
it won't be Norv Turner or Kerry Collins. There's
also the consideration of his ongoing injury
problems. If Mike Martz ends up in Oakland and
the team finds a quality quarterback, his value
would jump. But otherwise, a quick poll of Fanball
editors puts Moss between the end of the second
round and the end of the third round of next
year's fantasy draft.
Do the Opposite, Revisited
As many Fanball readers know, I espouse a draft
day theory called "Do The Opposite"
in which you eschew running backs early, and
take quarterbacks, wide receivers, and tight
ends in the first three rounds (especially if
you're drafting in the second half of the first
round). Then, you draft a string of sleeper
runners in the mid-rounds. So, how did it work
this year?
The good news is that Do the
Opposite probably saved you from an enormous
group of running back busts: Willis McGahee,
Jamal Lewis, Corey Dillon, Domanick Davis, Deuce
McAllister, Julius Jones, Kevin Jones, Curtis
Martin, Ahman Green, J.J. Arrington, Priest
Holmes, and Cedric Benson, each of whom went
in the first three rounds of many drafts. Other
than a short list of known quantities like Shaun
Alexander, LaDainian Tomlinson, and Edgerrin
James, most people's running back rankings were
disastrously incorrect.
Further, there were a ton of
runners available in the mid-rounds (or later)
who posted strong seasons: Larry Johnson, Mike
Anderson, Thomas Jones, Warrick Dunn, Stephen
Davis (for the first half of the season, anyway),
Cadillac Williams, Jerome Bettis, and Willie
Parker, who you could have drafted instead.
Then, there were many mid-season free agent
pickups that helped, like Samkon Gado, Mike
Alstott, Mike Sellers, Marion Barber, Greg Jones,
and Jonathan Wells.
The bad news was that the quarterback
and receiver position were unusually erratic.
Normally, those positions are very safe, with
fewer injuries or unexpected volatility than
the running back crew. But this year, we had
more busts than normal. At wide receiver, Randy
Moss, Javon Walker, Joe Horn, Andre Johnson,
and Nate Burleson were early round busts. At
quarterback, Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb
didn't pan out. And if you went tight end early,
Tony Gonzalez didn't work out. Still, those
positions featured a lot fewer busts than the
running back position.
Vick Sick (not in the
good urban vernacular way, either)
Like your grandma's latch hook fetish, my favorite
time killer is picking on Michael Vick. I want
to stop, but I can't help myself when he makes
it so easy. Sunday's game was an embarrassment.
Sure, Atlanta was knocked out of playoff contention,
but this game was important because Vick's opponent
was division rival Carolina. A victory against
a hungry Panther team would have seriously hurt
the Panthers' chances of getting into the playoffs,
thus sending an important message for 2006.
But instead the Vick-led Falcons rolled over
like dogs. Vick absorbed multiple sacks and
was intercepted before finally getting pulled
early in the fourth quarter, allowing the team's
best quarterback, Matt Schaub, to play. I can
accept that Vick has some fantasy value in yardage
heavy leagues due to his running, but throwing
16, 14, and 15 touchdowns in his three full
seasons is just dreadful. We're talking about
a 58-game starter who still needs a lot of on-the-job
learning to become an effective passer.
Quick Hitters
- This preseason's fashionable Super Bowl pick
was Carolina. The year prior it was Seattle.
2006's fashionable Super Bowl pick will be Miami,
based on their strong 2005 finish and ability
to beat good teams.
- The guys in our office have
contrived an optimistic scenario that involves
the cue card girl and the stenographer from
the latest iteration of the Miller Lite courtroom
ad. The less said here, the better.
- If Larry Johnson had started
every game, his pro-rated season numbers would
have been 2,400 rushing yards, 2,900 total yards
and 30 touchdowns. And as he showed in his two
first half touchdowns on Sunday, he's a much
more dynamic runner than people realize.
- Southwest Airlines just unveiled
a new commercial that features a series of people
saying "ding" over and over and over.
It should be an ad for Excedrin, since it induces
an immediate headache. For years, Southwest's
"Want to get away?" ads were some
of the best on TV. The new one is the most annoying
ad I saw all day. Congratulations to the suit
that decided to change ad agencies.
- I was high on Antonio Bryant
coming into the season and he disappointed me.
He posted a great game on Sunday, and now I'm
tempted to think that he'll blossom with Charlie
Frye. Then again, Braylon Edwards will be back,
which won't help Bryant.
- Doug Flutie rocks. Team kicker
doesn't.
- Roddy White has a bright future,
despite the burden of Vick as his quarterback.
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